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The Line Canada: Fighting for THEIR right to piss in YOUR backyard.

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This weekend, anti-maskers, who know perfectly well their rights are not being infringed, have decided to march anyway. Why? Because why not infringe on people’s right to be left alone? Even if they aren’t plague carriers, the audacity of the protestor's god-given ignorance is a wee bit headache inducing.  That’s right, in Canada where you have the right to not be asked why you are not wearing a mask and have a right to be served while not wearing a mask - there is a group who believes this is not the case. They’ve crossed the line into an alternate reality and are aptly named, The Line. The group is made up of people who act like those children who make up their own rules to games when they aren’t getting the results they want. Now that they’ve fouled up their own backyard, and their former friends won’t play with them anymore, they’ve decided to come piss in other people’s backyards all across Canada.  Just ask the residents of Aylmer who closed up shops and homes last week ...

People's 2020 Sexiest Man Alive Cover Leaked! Railway City's Forman Takes It!

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  Forman, a producer and host at a local country radio station, was seen as a long shot in the competition, but he is nothing if not a sultry hunk of desirable. He gets his fine figure from mucking out stalls and hanging out with other stallions of the four legged variety. Inspired by Black Beauty as a child, he has a passion for taking care of his equestrian pals, and hopes his friends see him as worthy to walk in the footsteps of Farmer Thoroughgood and Joe - the kindly farmer and his grandson from said film.  When he's not on the radio he can be found watching his preferred shows (Game of Thrones, The Real Housewives, and Dance Moms) or quenching his thirst at his favourite watering hole in the Railway City, the Caps Off Brewing Company, located at 168 Curtis Street. If you're lucky, and you time a visit there just right, you may even catch a glimpse of the newly crowned "Sexiest Man Alive".